Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

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Hammondism

The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."

A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.

"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."

"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."

by Esoteric Hammondist February 7, 2022

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A Hammond

a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.

"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."

"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"

by Afrodesiak October 12, 2017

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The Hammond School

The Hammond School is actually a mental asylum for kids who don’t know they’re mentally unstable
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.

The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all

RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.

The Hammond School student- I’m mentally insane 🙃

by Wrong answers only February 13, 2020

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