Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

by Pangcheng January 5, 2022

hasavasalasadis

1. The fart after another fart.

2. A very long, not tamed, very bad smelling flatuelance.

Dude, did you just hasavasalasadis in your pants?

by G_MONEY90210 February 18, 2008

Halvard

Halvard is the most genius type of human and is a own specie that is cooler than others. Halvard BS is the sexiest person in the entire world.

Halvard is cool

by hbs3411 October 9, 2018

halaay moosie

someone who laughs at everything, and loves giant hairy sasquatch men.

i saw halaay moosie giving the giant hairy sasquatch man head yesterday, woo!

by megan wooldridge May 20, 2008

halamacatchins

A substitute cus word

what the halamacatchins

by LOLLIPOPS227 February 15, 2012

Halazar

The magic word to say when you like dick but don't have dick but only pussy:

"Dang so much poosy this is so Halazar"!

by HahaThatsCool January 27, 2016

Halvard

A Halvard is always the second best looking in a group of friends. He is way better than a Jonthan, but a bit worse than a Mikkel. A Halvard is also a synonom for a guy whom loves long distance relationships.

*Hood nigga voice*- EEy homie dat bitch live all the way up to Nesbyen U cant be with her!
*Lil bitchass Halvard *-I love her man and her dad has nice cars!
*Hood nigga voice* U such a lil bitchass Halvard!

by Mjåk September 21, 2017