grot box

A box full of grot, i.e. a home computer

It was a rainy, hungover Sunday afternoon, and for the sixth time that day, Richard got out of bed, went to his desk, and switched on his grot box for some one-handed viewing material, finally succumbing to the charms of a big-breasted brunette, before retiring back to bed for some more sleep.

by RickG September 17, 2007

grot bot

A homemade shottie bottle for smoking cannabis

dude, pass the grot bot i want a shottie

by johny boy silje November 7, 2013

Grot Weasel

1) Character of ill repute

2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)

3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick

1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"

2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"

3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."

by Earl of Grot February 1, 2008

grot monger

when some one keeps saying random disgusting things

person 1: i wonder what they do with all the foreskins when they cut them off? i bet they serve them up in chinese restaurants
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!

by go left -feel right April 10, 2006

grot box

Grot box: a box full of grot.

It was a rainy, hungover Sunday afternoon, and for the sixth time that day, Richard got out of bed, reached on top of his wardrobe, and rummaged in his grot box for some one-handed reading material, finally settling on a dog-eared copy of Razzle from 1998 and his trusty standby, Naughty Neighbours Vol 12 Issue 3, before retiring back to bed for some serious jazz appreciation.

by RickG September 17, 2007

Back Grot

Pornogrphic images used as background wallpaper on a PC.

As defined by Will Lowe

"bejesus look at the back grot mikey is working with on his laptop"

by Willow 29 August 7, 2006

crutch grot

A fluid developed from the mixture of semen and ass. This fluid is discharged after gay bum sex an fermanted in a plastic cup for atleast 3 days. Gay boys where this as a cologne to attract more manly gay boys!

Mary: where is Luke?

Todd: Over there sniffing Brian's "Crutch Grot"

Mary: That's gross!!!

by Jacko46555 December 12, 2013