1. Weird chunky little shits that always hide in any form of meat which some people that have gotten it have gone vegetarian.
2. Another word for penis.
2. Another word for penis.
1. Mmm… this steak. *Throws up* EEEW, Gristle!? That’s disgusting!
2. My gristle fells like I have to pee!
2. My gristle fells like I have to pee!
by Numpty911 March 10, 2022
Describes someone as fat and dirty.
This word originated from the word gristle as in the connective fatty tissue in meat.
This word originated from the word gristle as in the connective fatty tissue in meat.
by DeathKitty170 May 12, 2025
meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
by keldard June 09, 2014
by Hdrizzle July 06, 2022
Toe gristling", Or One getting his "toe gristled" are one in the same. It simply means you are getting your fuck on, or getting your dick sucked. Think of your dick as your toe. Hence the term "getting my toe gristled
Damn yo, im tryin to get my toe gristled by that one banger tonight
Shes probably a great at toe gristling, huh?
Shes probably a great at toe gristling, huh?
by toenailthekid November 07, 2010
A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.
The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.
by thee__allknowing November 05, 2022
The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.
You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.
by thee__allknowing November 05, 2022