Gregory

A Gregory is an absolute shit stain on the world someone who has no minerals and their existence has no relevance

If you’re not first you’re Gregory

Thanks for coming Gregory

You are the biggest Gregory

Fuckoff, Gregory!

Cmon now, Don’t be a Gregory!

Gregory by Big Geck September 19, 2018

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Gregory

An oversized BFG from Birmingham who lies about his ability to play the piano who gets a lonely wood on Fridays when he is on a dry Tinder weekend. He has a dark Nan and thinks that means he has a big member and he drinks from a big girls furry chalice because he likes his women like how he likes kebabs badly packed, large and greasy and with a shitty cervix. Recently in between the wanking he has learnt Polish online and his fave lady line is 'i like your dog'.

I got AIDs like a bad gregory

Gregory by Jizz blank September 7, 2016

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Gregory

Is a god-damn douche. Completely full of shit. Thinks way too highly of himself even though he's grasping for straws by going on a random website and typing about how great and awesome he is, while actually knowing damn well that no one respects him, and that they think he's a pathetic, desperate internet troll tool.

He's so desperate for people to like him. F**k that guy. What a Gregory.

Gregory by Bryan McBryanface December 29, 2018