Gort

A terrifying creature of several magnitudes.

his crimes include:

-Several counts of murder
-The authorization of exterminating several races and ethnicity's
(the list goes on)

Oh no its GORT!!!

by Dicknballslord90006969420elon^ May 31, 2022

Gort

To hold a frog

Mom said there's a frog outside, let's gort it.

I'm gonna go gortting with my friends.

by DeadlyChicken November 13, 2021

GORT

GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it

It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.

by Sappahire September 30, 2021

gorting

swagging out

yeah dude i'm totally gorting right now

by thosdev August 10, 2021

Gort

The area on a circumcised penis between the head and shaft under the remaining foreskin.

My gort is so sensitive after gooning for hours.

by Sammy1230 August 26, 2024

gorting

When you're "cooking" very hard; putting in a lot of effort.

Gurt: Damn bro, you're gorting!

by the gorter October 26, 2025

Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025