Golledge

A Golledge is a person put on this earth for us normal people, due to their handicap being incredibly retarded. A term of endearment for the mentally handicapped or stupid. It is commonly believed that Golledge's are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm. Though plausible, this is the cause of furries, not Golledge's. However, a proven, common cause of Golledgation is your mother getting stuck in the stink, forgetting to wipe off the tard-infested shit off your father's dick, then getting stuck in the pink thus conceiving your retarded ass. Check science. There are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early television viewing. A common tell-tale sign of being a Golledge is trying to use the plugs from Hot Topic to pleasure yourself, suffering from dandruff, being gay, or being a weeaboo. Alternative theories suggest that Golledgation is also caused by punching pregnant women in the stomach, or when a man uses a condom, as some Durex factories carry headlice and stringrays and AIDS.

Golledge Aids pregnant

by Craag Macgregor April 29, 2009

googledown

An informational throwdown. To agree to solve a dispute using a Google search and the information discovered from it.

We couldn't agree if it takes two or four miracles to become a Saint, so we had a googledown.

by ChicagoGamerGuy February 26, 2008

Googleganger

The person whose life and details are results of a Google search of your own name.

Man, my Googleganger is a militant feminist lesbian. That explains why I never get second dates!

by CarrieBean April 4, 2009

Googleception

When you Google Google.

I thought I was on Bing and went full googleception.

by chef boyardeehycbgerjetyjetyj7 May 2, 2017

googlegate

When bunch of dads use websites to answer trivia at a kids campout.

A date that will live in infamy occurred on 2/4/23. It shall be known as Googlegate. Dads used their phones to solve trivia questions instead of using their brains.

by WPWampum February 9, 2023

eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled

"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."

by BosleeLA January 1, 2014

out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.

Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!

by GeoYota July 5, 2015