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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Golem《¤》Lava《¤》goLem《¤》laUva《¤》goleM《¤》lavA《¤》 mug.In the game Clash Royale the glorious card of Golem exists. The whole point of it is to pull your opponents pants down and absolutely shove your massive willy right into their king tower as fast and hard as you can. The moment its hard and veiny rock cock hits your tower you have lost to a Sneaky Pocket Golem.
Person one: What are you doing
Person two: getting absoulety pegged by thus nigger ass cock Sneaky Pocket Golem
Person one: Nigger
Person two: getting absoulety pegged by thus nigger ass cock Sneaky Pocket Golem
Person one: Nigger
by Max Radish Lover June 9, 2025
Get the Sneaky Pocket Golem mug.Golem is a card in a popular mobile game Clash royale by Supercell, if you ever encounter a person using it in game you are allowed to commit war crimes and kill yourself, because thw chances of you winning are lower than the golem user's confidence level. A person which uses golem has probably been held hostage by 15 big black men in a basement where he was raped continuously, after escaping he became addicted to sucking cock and riding huge dicks, his mother is a drug addict and his father has never returned from the store.
Josh:"Hey man you're looking kinda upset, what's up?"
Daniel:"It's just that i haven't been able to drink a gallon of fresh semen yesterday, and now im trash at playing golem."
Daniel:"It's just that i haven't been able to drink a gallon of fresh semen yesterday, and now im trash at playing golem."
by Clash Royale expert 69 December 1, 2021
Get the Golem mug.A "Discord Golem", (Or Discgo for short)
Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Gamer 1 : Good Morning Bro, Funny seeing you here in the Voice Chat Nice and Early. I hope you had a good sleep!
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
by -BL January 12, 2026
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