Hobknocker

A person, specifically a man, who goes around slapping pro in the face with his penis

That hobknocker just hit me in the face with his wee wee. I'ma go drink bleech

by SuikaZaddy August 13, 2017

Hobknocker

One who wanks off in your local 7 eleven to cheap runway magazines. Meanwhile your in the next stall down.

There’s a fucking hobknocker in the next stall down!

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

Hobknocker

somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns

This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker

by Jman1426 October 22, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

hobknocker

penis face.

all you americans are hobknockers

by thesisterofabadgirl April 13, 2009

Hobknocker

One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester

There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...

by CRSII June 20, 2010

hobknocker

chick who gives blow jobs to random guys

that girl is a hobknocker, ask anyone here.

by handcock jones April 16, 2009