Glumbert

A sad hapless fellow who moaps around seeming clinically depressed without purpose or direction and lacks the motivation to groom himself in any manner or demonstrate a sense of pride, satisfaction, or self worth.

He is such a glumbert. I am now depressed myself.

by M. Hunterly November 18, 2009

Glomper

A Jewish person with blue eyes and blonde hair

Yo I heard Jessica is a glomper.
Ye she's a Jew but with blue eyes and blonde hair.

by Big papa miku April 24, 2017

Gumpernickle

The state of being a gump. When you swallow too much bubble gum and it mixes with the other foreign objects in the stomachary regions causing great anxiety and mental trauma.

Empty your gumpernickles

by Bobs gold mine June 9, 2018

Gumpers

Title of the hit song by Quirky Bitches. This song shook the world, no other song could get better than this. Gumpers.

"Stream GUMPERS by Quirky Bitches on Spotify"

by marrrianaaa September 13, 2020

gumpers

Title of the hit song by Quirky Bitches. This song changed the music industry forever.

"Stream GUMPERS by Quirky Bitches on Spotify"

by marrrianaaa September 13, 2020

gumpers

The 2020 hit song from Quirky Bitches. Available on Spotify, YouTube, and Apple Music.

Person 1: Did you hear that song Gumpers?
Person 2: Yes it was a cultural resest!

by rats . September 13, 2020

glumberfuxd

Walking from room to room and making “humph” noises, pacing the house in search of my sanity, making weird noises, avoiding decision making.

Kat is 100% Glumberfuxd!

by _MyUsernameWasTaken_ January 5, 2021