Glasgow

A city of extremes. In one day you can view the original Salvador Dhali Christ painting, spend the afternoon wandering the chic boutiques and vintage shops of the west end and then get chased by neds "doon the gallowgate" and consume more saturated fat in one meal than you ever thought possible.

Glaswegians have a fantastic sense of humour though and are overall extremely friendly and enjoy a bit of banter.

Tourist "I got stabbed by a ned in Glasgow but he gave me directions to the hospital and change for the 38 bus"

by ExtraIce December 8, 2010

Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.

With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!

by wldsznn May 17, 2016

tap on glass

To tap on the window of a car when you see the police. Done to give you the luck to not get caught. Originating in Parker, Colorado.

Tap on glass, save your ass.

by Muthafuckinnigga May 14, 2015

throne of glass

1.) a throne made of glass

2.) the best book you could read, you should read it now

throne of glass had pointy glass tips

by Birdsong January 15, 2017

glass-hearted

having a heart that gets hurt at the slightest umbrage; haveing a heart that breaks easily.

It is said that women are glass-hearted.

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2012

Glassta

Girl with very large boobs.

"dat gal is a glassta"

by hood man February 7, 2009

Glasson

The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.

Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...

by 420slayer July 1, 2017