Uncle Gertrude

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile

Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!

by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019

Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

dirty Gertrude

When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face

God damn dude, I can’t believe you gave her a “dirty Gertrude”

by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022

Gertruding

When something is slimy and repulsing

My gooche has been sweating all day, I for sure am gertruding

This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding

by Big Dick Mikey March 30, 2024

Gertrude Mcfuzz

The best character in Seusical the musical, everyone’s favorite! She is a bird who is bullied for her one feather tail, so she takes pills to make it better. She wants to impress Horton the elephant so she tries her hardest to save him from harm. In the end she adopts horton’s baby and they raise it together.

Person: did you see Liv play Gertrude Mcfuzz in the musical?

Person: oh yes she was my favorite!

Person: I hated that guy who played Horton tho

by Wuhluhwuh2001 April 13, 2025