George Washington Swag

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)

I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag

by Cptn. Handsome October 27, 2010

George Washington Cake

A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."

If I'm not with Mona, I'm jamming my George Washington Cake.

by Get out of Dodge February 12, 2010

George Washington Carver

When one covers oneself in peanut butter, and engages in a fifteen hooker gangbang.

"Get out the peanut butter bitches! Its George Washington Carver time!"

by mattq November 08, 2005

George Washington Is Dead

Internet Meme used for two situations.

1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies

1. a) "Amy Winehouse seen smoking crack"
b) "George Washington is dead"

2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"

by julia horationas January 31, 2008

pimpin' for George Washington

when paying a bar bill, your server brings you back a ungodly bunch of ones.

benevolent customer: "Hey, that biotch brought me back eight ones on my twelve dollar tab."

wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

george washington surprise

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.

"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."

by Mike Giordano April 28, 2007

george washington university

A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money

Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?

Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...

Girl: I'll have a cosmo!

Guy: So...What do you do?

Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?

Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.

Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?

by wdc January 11, 2006