mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

Blown Head Gasket

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.

I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.

by Neil69 September 7, 2016

turbo gasket

Someone who is unbelievabley rubbish at something. Their actions bring shame to those around them.

Sig Angus came into work with no clothes on, he is a turbo gasket!

by wildman, AB December 5, 2013

Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015

ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

Ass Gasket

An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.

This truck stop is disgusting. I'd better lay down an industrial Ass Gasket so I don't get crabs.

by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017