mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

Blown Head Gasket

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.

I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.

by Neil69 September 7, 2016

flange gasket

Cervical opening within the vagina.

Flange gasket is at full stretch, gloves are on!

by Browsaway November 14, 2017

Ass Gasket

An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.

This truck stop is disgusting. I'd better lay down an industrial Ass Gasket so I don't get crabs.

by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017

hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016

love gasket

A love gasket is a moustache and beard or mustache and goatee combo that makes a perfect seal when you give head. This term comes from gasket, a seal used in car engines or plumbing. It's not related to the Brit slang gasket found in Urban Dictionary.

"My boyfriend grew a love gasket for Movember, but it tickled when he tried to go down on me, so I made him shave it off."

by D'andy November 12, 2017