mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018

Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

Blown Head Gasket

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.

I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.

by Neil69 September 7, 2016

Gasket snatch

A large pair of long, thin, stainless steel tweezers similar to those used by chefs to place garnishes, but instead used to quickly retrieve a gasket from a slotted trench drain.

“Dang, another gasket just fell in. Can you pass me the gasket snatch?”

by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023

BJ Gasket

A collagen injection in the lips that make a person with a small face have disproportionately large O shaped lips.

Girl had cute little lips until she got that BJ Gasket installed.

by wfukradio October 9, 2023

hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016

ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018