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Gamestonk

- The infamous takeover of the diamond hand WallStreetBets retards against the hedge fund shorts who obliterate and penetrate us on a daily basis.

- The term was made popular by the Lord himself Elon Musk.
Jim: hey Jeff, just bought some Gamestop stock!
Jeff: oh yeah retard? Don’t you mean Gamestonk? You fucking incel. Hold the line and don’t be a paper handed bitch.
by Jeeeejamjk89 January 27, 2021
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Gamestapo

The gaming secret police under capitalist rule. Sympathizes with Third Reich methodology. Occupies many countries worldwide. Started in 1984 in Grapevine, Texas.

Heil Gamestapo!
"How much did you get for the trade in, man?"
"Eh, Gamestapo said they could give me $2 cash or $3.25 credit... so I said credit because I wanted to preorder the new **** ** ****."
"You know Gamestapo's preorder games sometimes don't come with any bonuses at all, right?"
"...Shit"
by comeonboeltsy July 14, 2011
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GameStopped

Shameless harassment of a customer by a cashier in the checkout line at any retailer for purchasing useless add-ons, warranties, or other junk that you could really care less about.

Named for the bullying of customers by GameStop employees to by Game Informer when you just want to pay for your video game and leave.
Damn, that lady at the grocery store GameStopped me by trying to sell me a candy bar and a soda. All I wanted was bottled water!
by AccioSuckIt March 25, 2011
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GameStopped

When a group of people coordinate to intentionally bankrupt multiple hedgefunds and short-sellers by buying GameStop stock.
The hedgefund was doing well until it got GameStopped
by stupidguy2007 January 27, 2021
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gamestosterone

That feeling of accomplishment when you beat several hard challenges in a video game in a single setting. Attracts many mating partners.
Me. I just beat sephiroth and The mysterious man at hollow bastion with the ultima weapon that a forged. I now posses untouchable gamestosterone!

Nerdy Girlfriend. OMG lets face kiss now!!!
by Gamestosterone Dean September 28, 2013
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Gamestoppy

Typically synonymous with gamers, this term is used to describe the general vibe one gets when they walk into a Gamestop chain, the question of, 'what's that smell,' or 'was that gum?'. When used to describe people, it depicts a disheveled, pale character, who is awkward in most social settings.
"Brad must've been up all night on Twitch, he looks pretty Gamestoppy today."
by trx4290 July 13, 2017
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gamestopped

When your hedge fund spends $13B over-shorting a stock and lose all of it money when the wider market realizes you're a greedy pig.
Melvin got gamestopped when GME shot up from $4 to $350 over the course of a month.
by russianfool January 27, 2021
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