Gamestoppy 

Typically synonymous with gamers, this term is used to describe the general vibe one gets when they walk into a Gamestop chain, the question of, 'what's that smell,' or 'was that gum?'. When used to describe people, it depicts a disheveled, pale character, who is awkward in most social settings.

"Brad must've been up all night on Twitch, he looks pretty Gamestoppy today."

Gamestoppy by trx4290 July 13, 2017

Gamestopped 

Verb: to cause an investment career to come to an end because of a once-in-a-lifetime short squeeze.

Melvin ran a successful long short fund, but alas was gamestopped. Reddit killed him.

Gamestopped by Brolgaboy January 25, 2021

gamestop rental 

The act of going to gamestop and buying(renting) a used game and returning it within 7 days for a full refund.

I bought Halo Reach with the intent of doing a gamestop rental. I wasn't able to finish it, but it was the last day to return it for a refund. So I returned it. Went to a different gamestop and "rented" another copy. Beat it the next day and returned that copy for a full refund.

gamestop rental by dfgedfg October 12, 2010

GameStop 

A store where you can't just go in, buy a game and leave without being harrassed about other stuff.

Customer: Hi, I'd just like to buy Gears of War 2.

GameStop Employee: Alright. Would you like to get the regular version, or the special limited edition with the cool artwork and the metal box and the holographic trading cards and the extra DVD included for $10 more?

Customer: The regular version is fine.

GameStop Employee: Would you like to get the used version for $54.99 instead of $59.99?

Customer: Well... no, not really.

GameStop Employee: Would you like to get the strategy guide for $19.99?

Customer: No thank you.

GameStop Employee: Do you have an Edge card?

Customer: No.

GameStop Employee: Good, because you can sign up for an Edge card for $19.99. You can use the Edge card to get more store credit for your trade-ins. You can use it to get discounts when you buy used games. Plus it comes with Game Informer magazine, which is the best magazine ever.

Customer: No thanks, not right now.

GameStop Employee: We're also now taking pre-order reservations for Halo Wars, Street Fighter IV, Madden 2010, Resident Evil 5, and a bunch of other games that come out 2 years from now. For $5 down.

Customer: NO!

GameStop Employee: But it guarantees you a copy on the day the game is released.

Customer: I've bought plenty of games on the day it came out without reserving. Unless it's something like Halo, chances are the game will be available. Can I just buy my game?

GameStop Employee: Do you want to add a warranty to the game for $5 in case anything happens to it?

Customer: Do you want to shut the fuck up? I just want to buy the fucking game.

GameStop Employee: Do you have any used games to trade in for this purchase?

Customer: NO, MOTHERFUCKER!

GameStop Employee: Want any free 6-month subscriptions to any of the following magazines? You can pick two.

Customer: JUST CHARGE ME FOR THIS SHIT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

GameStop Employee: Okay, here you go. Oh, and one more thing, at the bottom of your receipt is a website you can visit where you can enter to win a free game system of your choice.

Customer: ...

Going to GameStop with the intention of simply buying a game and leaving without being stopped, harrassed, threatened, and asked a bunch of questions, is about as realistic as going to an airport wearing a turban with a beard with the intention of getting on a plane without being stopped, harrassed, threatened, and asked a bunch of questions.

GameStop by TheoHux January 17, 2009

gamestop 

when a hooker charges $50 but you sell your dick for 25 cents

dude your just like gamestop

gamestop by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

GameStop 

Verb: An action or threat of action to overthrow the domination of one group or individual by another.

Reddit readers GameStopped Wall Street in their shorts.

I'm going to GameStop your a$$ if you don't share fairly!

GameStop by Still Life Living January 28, 2021

gamestop booty 

booty of someone who looks like a gamer

That guy looking at PS4 games has a gamestop booty.

gamestop booty by gamestopbooty October 28, 2019