flappy bird

See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.

ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647

Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve

by MooseTooth February 2, 2014

fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is generally not considered to be as offensive.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by Fwapper December 13, 2008

flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.

“Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday”

“Ur so Fucking gay”

by Aurjdj October 30, 2017

Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

by K40 January 13, 2004

fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by Fwapper December 14, 2008

Fwampy

To feel tired and run down.

Bob stayed home from work today, he has a bad cold and feels really fwampy.

by AaroniousLamm January 3, 2010

flappy cletus

a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!

see SWAMP DONKEY, flappy cletus

by philthebomb April 25, 2010