Sungus Fungus

n. word that derives from ancient North Korean. A language known as Sangie.
A mushroom that is known for it penis-like properties.
Named by kimchi farmer Sung Won in the 18th century.

You are such a Sungus Fungus

by SungWonIsASungusFungus January 06, 2009

finger fungus

A wedding ring on one's finger making them unavailable for dating.

Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!

by sarahmaine April 17, 2008

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 02, 2010

lap fungus

an animal that is very affectionate lazy and cuddly; a pet that never leaves your lap

my cat has become total lap fungus since i got him neutered

by sidmitch August 15, 2009

butt fungus

musrooms or moss that growing in or around the rim of your asshole.

Paul Durso has gnarly butt fungus.

by johann smelts January 27, 2009

bung fungus

a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack

Gary wiped his bung fungus across Shelia's toothbrush. LOL.

by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013

Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.

I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.

by King Jabuscuss June 27, 2015