Funch

A “funch” is a term of harsh derogation that originated from an acronym and evolved into an punishing English-language adjective.

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After Brandon screwed up the speech, his beautiful wife told him that she “…refuses to sleep with funches.”

by SavagePilgrim March 26, 2022

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

Funch

When you and your totally rad colleagues all decide to sack off a shit Friday lunch and instead make your day totally better by going for a Funch. (stands for fun lunch)

Hey guys let's sack off this work and go for Funch!

by leadgenerator June 14, 2019

Funch

When you're in a class with ur gradskool friends and you're excited to eat lunch with them.

I'm ready for funnncch! turn lunch into funch!!!

by onaspeechcraaaayyyzz June 6, 2022

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funch

Funch is a type of gential irration caused by SJW related triggering.

Did you hear? El got so triggered last week by someone asking about her skirt she broke out in a funch?

by VincentPrices September 9, 2018