slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg400 January 9, 2025

to fuck someone back down

After life fucked somebody up, to help them get better mentally by having sex with them. Typically also implies the person is a bottom, meaning one literally goes down on them while fucking.

Man I'm so fucked up, hopefully this new girl I'm dating will finally fuck me back down...

To fuck someone back down should be a cultural norm in today's society where so many people are lonely and depressed

by The Raven Queen February 4, 2026

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.

Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008

Fuck that, get down

Description: one would say this phrase if one was arguing with friend, family and especially your second half the meaning of the saying literally means fuck whatever they're waffling about (u basically cba arguing), and 'get down' implies dancing&partying

Example
Aaliyah:'mate he won't stop arguing with me man'

Paul:'fuck that, get down'

by Heisenberg&Pinkman July 2, 2017

fuck me twice sit me down

this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.

hey fuck me twice sit me down.

by k hoff July 1, 2008

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007