Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.

Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023

Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.

My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!

by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.

She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.

by Pescitor November 10, 2018

Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”

by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017

Frosted Flakes

When You Bleach Your Pubes.

Dude, I just got myself some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

Frosted Flake

Alternative to snow flake, white people who don't realize they are racist. Much like frosted windows, you can't see past your own whiteness.

He thanked Abraham Lincoln for Black History month, wow what a frosted flake.

by Leonard Skinhard February 4, 2017

frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018