by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.
by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.
by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

Alternative to snow flake, white people who don't realize they are racist. Much like frosted windows, you can't see past your own whiteness.
by Leonard Skinhard February 4, 2017

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again
by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018
