Chinese Folding Man

A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.

Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.

by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019

holding folding

British slang, means to be in possession of money.

I always found an opportunity here and there so I was never not holding folding.

by zzz555 October 21, 2010

canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends

Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.

by Darth_bacon August 21, 2018

man-folding

1.the act of folding clothes by balling them up then, proceeding to stuff them into any drawer you can find
2.usally carried out by the male gender

mom - "nicholas i told you to fold your clothes up"

nicholas - "i told you mom,its man-folding.besides im 35 i can do whatever i want!!"

mom - "not as long as you live in my house!!"

by Not phillip thats for sure January 13, 2009

Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.

Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!

by LassieSavage August 7, 2023

Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".

The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.

by Apples78 May 13, 2011

aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.

Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!

by the 11th turtle May 20, 2009