Dumb Footed

Getting a new skateboard, trucks, wheels, or shoes and you are not use to them and your skateboarding ability is impacted on the new gear.

"man i would of back 5-0 that hand rail if i was dumb footed on these wheels.

by jshua December 9, 2008

forted

fort + moted. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. Person B was not just moted, they were forted.

Damn...Nicole just built a fort around B. He didn't just get moted. He got forted!!!

by space roooooach October 31, 2008

blue footed booby

this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.

v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.

dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.

dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.

by Paco the all knowing. September 4, 2004

FOADed

To receive the message "FOAD", "Fuck Off And Die" or in any other variation.

Pronounced "Foe-did".

My friend Tom (affectionately known only by me as The Bishman) was FOADed by his girl, 30th Sept 2006.

by hynzytheweirdo September 22, 2008

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

by wondla May 25, 2016

Big Footed

The act of having sex with a man of the wilderness that is hairy and large in physical stature with a very abnormally large penis.

Jane went camping with her girlfriends for the weekend in the Smokey Mountains and got laid by a man that was a cross between Grizzly Adams and John Holmes. Jane was big footed last night.

by Big Toed March 18, 2011