Floaty

That one child who randomly appears in your life at the most random of times. They are a great friend to
have and will always be there for you though. They always make you feel better when you're down and
are usually great artists/people.

Give me a mcfloaty...

by Floaty mc floats November 26, 2021

floaty bottom

a bottom that's an extreme airhead

Dumbass is a floaty bottom for acting so high and mighty

by Zombiemurdoras July 26, 2024

Floaty

This word is a level of high. So if you want to send a message to another stoner to describe how "high" you got or how high you are.

Danny: Bro this weekend I got floaty.
Rail: Niiice bro, I got floaty two weeks ago.

by TheAlmightyLoaf666 November 9, 2020

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024