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Another expression for "brain fart", perhaps utilized sarcastically, or in an attempt to demonstrate academic prowess, or maybe with legitimacy when geeky types express themselves.
Michael Bolton: You know those two efficiency experts the company hired to lay off the employees? During my interview with them, I couldn't remember either one of their names, and they're both named "Bob"! With that kind of cerebral flatulence, they're going to fire me for sure!
Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.
Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.
by Marko Pavlo January 13, 2010
Get the cerebral flatulence mug.The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.
The fart you hear from your parents bed room.
Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
by The Farterman August 27, 2011
Get the post-coital flatulence mug.Defined as a gaseous or sometimes solid emission orgionating and blown from the anus that causes an adverse reaction from anyone in the vicinity. See Fart, or Bust Ass.
by Jeff S November 9, 2003
Get the Flatulence mug.These other definitions are weird. A flatleaver is somebody who breaks plans with one or more persons without telling them either to hang out with some one else or just say at home instead of just saying no. A flatleaver is often the one who suggests hanging out, but can also be the other. Comes from the phrase to leave someone flat meaning high and dry and without warning.
"Me and Kay asked if I wanted to hang out today so I got all dressed and never heard from her until the next week asking the same thing, but never mentioning her not showing up last time...then did it again that week. She's a bitch and a flatleaver and if I see her again I'm gonna mob on her."
by mooki3babiiyonkerz April 5, 2010
Get the flatleaver mug.1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
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