a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
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e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

A really weird word for the name Jack.
hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.
by dafhadf June 05, 2007
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Jack Flapping

The action in which guys shake the excess urine off of their penis after urinating.
I hope you did not forget to do your Jack Flapping

(this was Made by Jarryd Hardam)
by Somnili March 31, 2016
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Flap Jack

Sagging tits that hang below the stomach. See your grandmother for more details
My granny has some nice flap jacks
by Fessy Monday March 27, 2016
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Flap Jack

when you slap your bitch in the face with your penis.
by qwqrfeb November 30, 2015
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flap jack

your fore skin when its cut off
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by To Yb a fag January 04, 2019
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