Go put a filter on it

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way

Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.

by $NEEZE July 1, 2018

Louisville Flute

When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.

His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.

by WOMBAT86 April 13, 2019

vibrating flute

When your having anal sex and your partner farts in your urethra resulting in a “vibrating flute”.

That’s my personal definition.

Hey bro I was banging this girl in the butt and she farted and gave me a vibrating flute

by Negro-Steve April 25, 2019

Super Double Fister

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.

Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.

by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

Fiete

A guy with a very large dick

Person1: „Do you see that guy over there, his name is Fiete.“
Person2: „So his dick his big.“
Person1: „What.“
Person2: „His schlong is very long.“
Person1: „The fuck are you talking about.“
Person2: „His pee is bigger than me.“

by Fiete der zerbester January 22, 2020

thot filter

The Snapchat dog filter

Oh my god Jessica needs to stop using the Thot Filter

by Loserchick1776 October 14, 2017

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

by Steven September 26, 2004