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Shane Foley

A kid that is way too smart for his own good, and uses the Internet to own your ass while conversing with you on AIM. He will frequently look up websites and transfer files to you to a) make you laugh, b) prove your stupidity, c) rant about something.

He is also a sick artist, but will never draw a picture for you, no matter how much you beg.

And he drives a refrigerator, which is still better than your nonexistent car.
"I told Shane Foley I thought that car was ugly, and he bombarded me with a bunch of pictures of other cars asking if I thought THEY were ugly, too. Then he googled my name and showed me all the embarrassing shit that came up."
by JoBros on her Old Amazon List January 15, 2009
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Mr. Foley

noun
PJ Foley is a man all about the nuts and bolts. He's got a big ego and enjoys standing on his soap box. He doesn't just give you a fish to eat for the day, but teaches how to fish to eat for a lifetime. His po-GILL packets are the bomb. He is a very honest man and definitely won't shoot the messenger. This lovely man's class surely doesn't make you want to undergo Apoptosis. Strap in and get ready to fail your AP exam.
Hey dude, how's biology going this semester?
Not good at all, shit I got Mr. Foley. It sucks ass, man.
by boobooboodaddy March 1, 2017
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Ashley Fiolek

The worlds fastest womens motocross racer whom also happens to be deaf .
Ashley Fiolek is everyones hero .
by ashley295 October 17, 2008
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Fhome

Short for Facebook Home, the custom home screen developed by Facebook for Android smartphones.
Fhome is yet another one of Mark Zuckerburg's schemes to control your social life.
by Se7enSeas April 6, 2013
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folex

Fake Rolex watch usually sold by creepy smelly guys in crowded cities most commonly homeless people, always refered to as "real" by the seller.
ewwww!! who smells?? oh its the guy with the Folex probably homeless too.

Person: "Hey can i have a folex"
Homeless Guy: "Shit! deese b reals"
by Pepe Miller May 31, 2005
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Foley Cannoli

A morning treat that is a great accompaniment to the Portuguese breakfast, the Foley Cannoli is a popular Sicilian treat sure to please your morning guest(s). It can be readily made by taking a pastry dough and wrapping it around your dick. You then proceed to stick it inside your lucky victim and fuck her for a hearty 10-15 minutes, long enough to get the juices absorbed into the dough. These add the essential flavors to your cannoli. When you're about to cum, you pull out and fill the inside of the dough with your man cream sauce. After, throw it in a pan with butter and let fry for several mintues. This should produce a delectable appetizer for two as your Portuguese breakfast cooks.
*If not served quickly, the shells will lose their crisp texture.
Dustin: Hey man it's like 4 in the afternoon! What happened to you last night?!?

Pete: I went over to Sara's room for the night. I thought I'd treat her to some breakfast in bed in morning.

Dustin: That's nice of you. Orange juice and pancakes?

Pete: No. A Portuguese breakfast with a Foley Cannoli on the side.

Dustin: Oh god. She's going to get a huge yeast infection. I'm going to go throw up now
by AQdelights February 19, 2010
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Foolette

Anam is such a foolette. Dude, she is such a foolette.
by Anam Bieber(: April 28, 2011
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