Felegy

The awkward silence after a girl and a guy are having butt sex, he pulls out too soon and she shits all over his erect penis.

Guy: "AH SHIT! bitch! you just pulled a felegy."
Girl: "....."

by lionbitchohdoh March 7, 2011

Commit a felony

Rollin a fatty with U.S. currency.

"I got the dollar, you got the weed."- Jay
"Who wants to commit a felony?"- Bob

by bob blazin September 20, 2009

butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.

Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"

by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007

Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010

Felogna

Felogna: A felony charge that you now is bologna.

Bologna: A fake lunch meat, slang term for anything that is B.S.

The cops got me on a felogna last night but i know im a fade that shit with the quickness!!

by stOnedcrowzz May 22, 2016

felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.

Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it

by Felony jacket December 24, 2016

femogynist

patrick dempsey <3

That guy loves his wife and his girlfriend so much. He is such a femogynist.

by jdemp December 18, 2022