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National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!
“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022
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Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.
"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."
by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019
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Failed

To suck at life & NEVER make shit of yourself.

Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.
Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.
by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019
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friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
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failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.
by johnthepon August 21, 2008
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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gettin fazed

gettin yor ass beat down
or geettin high as a kite
i never be gettin fazed
i always be gettin fazed
by dbone January 5, 2006
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