Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction

John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

by i have a long pole October 18, 2005

Ezekiel 4:12 cake

A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.

Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."

You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...

by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

Ezekiel perez

Literally the worst person on earth you would EVER meet ong and dont forget he is a fucking cheater.

ew your ezekiel perez

by Mainiixx February 11, 2023

Ezekiel

Ezekiel, the name Ezekiel comes from the Bible. It means god is strong.

Ezekiel such a good name!

by McDonald’s cheeseburger March 13, 2023

Rain Ezekiel Magno

his rizz is 6/10 yet he pulls so many men and women, he has long hair, and he looks like a girl

"Look at Rain Ezekiel Magno talking to that girl"
"6/10 rizz he says..."

by XxepicgamerxX2019 October 20, 2022

Ezekiel

Porky likes to grow alot

Ezekiel

by Whotfasked November 22, 2023

Ezekiel

Ezekiel, this guy is a friend, but DON’T CROSS HIM! He will take it personal and get down to business, he also is a money maker! He is never scared to stand out or be bold, He also will take your bitch! So watch out! He is overall great in bed, He also believes in god, He is a good talker, Athletic and smart, Values loyalty

Ezekiel is a damn goat

by 1kHollywood May 13, 2024