exorcism

To hit someone so hard you release the demons inside them.

I gave that mouthy bitch an exorcism!

by black jacks August 11, 2010

Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009

Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean September 10, 2005

Anal Exorcism

The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.

Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".

"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"

"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."

by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009

Reverse Exorcism

When the demon tells the priest to get out the child

The reverse exorcism went well

by Skelecron July 3, 2022

Exercising the right

To exercise your right to not give a fuck.

Today at work, We was Exercising the right, to just not give a fuck.

by Armadillo king 42069 August 5, 2021

the exercise game

The explanation given when a child "walks in" on a sexual act in progress.

When my daughter walked in on my wife and I going at it, I explained that I was simply helping mommy stretch to play the exercise game.

by medic4194 January 15, 2010