Inverted Everest

The deepest and most cavernous pussy explored to date.

“Bro you ever been balls deep in that Inverted Everest?”
“Yeah bro i was practically Sir Patrick Von Dickdinshien mapping that puss last night.

by Sir Patrick Von Dicktinshien December 21, 2020

Everest Spearhead

When a male, preferably at a high-altitude, freezes his ejaculatory fluid into the shape of a spear. This spear is then used to stab his female partner, making a decent sized wound. The male then proceeds to have sex with the wound, as if it were a vagina. Medical assistance is often needed afterwards.

"Dude, did you hear about Amber? She's in the hospital!"
"Yeah man, she tried the Everest Spearhead, and it didn't agree with her"

"Man, I'm tired of vagina's"
"You should try the Everest Spearhead technique, it's so much better than a vagina!"

by Himalayan Hiker May 22, 2010

Mount Everest

The Mount Everest is performed by taking a dump on your partner’s chest, then quickly turning around and covering your steaming pile of excrement with a large shot of cum. This gives the effect of snow on top of a mound of dirt. The name Mount Everest describes not only the act but also the difficulty involved in completing the act. It may sound easy enough to complete, however the Mount Everest must be performed on an unsuspecting victim. To date only one person has been credited with properly completing this act, for the purposes of this post we shall refer to him as Mike. The trick is to some how convince your partner to lay on her back (naked of course) while you stand or crouch over her. For this act to truly be considered a Mount Everest you must fully complete the act before she can react, it is suggested that you use oral sex or sensual massage as a cover

Dude #1: "You should have seen the look on your Mom's face when I gave her the The Mount Everest".
Dude #2 "Oh? Wait, what's a Mount Everest?"

by Justin Finke December 25, 2005

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010

Mount Everest

highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.

The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.

by Shawn E. June 26, 2003

evertonian

Real scousers & real football supporters. Know what its like to sit in their home ground as it isnt taken up by Norwegians etc jumpin on the bandwagon.

the best supporters in the world.

I'm an evertonian, fuck off all the redshite

by ~*~ J ~*~ April 19, 2006

you are my everest

Something that is the pinnacle of personal achievement.

oh, large meat feast pizza, you are my everest. So everyone else fuck off.

Jessica Alba is my everest.

by Adnera dna Bor October 16, 2009