Enshittify

Pronouced: N-Sheeet-teh-Fi

Verb

1). Degradation of quality of services

2.) Degrade or lower its range of quality

3.) Made Worse; Made Shitty

Variations: Enshittification (NOUN) | Enshittified (adjective)

Back in the Days everything was made with high quality now they enshittify all our products.

by Elfresh December 13, 2023

elshiteballs

Wiping your ass but then BOOM shit on your balls hence the term "elshiteballs"

I was in the bathroom and I got elshiteballs

by Elshiteballs April 23, 2024

Exshitnos

Exshitnos or Exyshitnos is a term for Samsung's Exynos chipsets for phones. It is called Exshitnos for its HORRIBLE battery efficiency than Snapdragon and usually have terrible performance with really bad thermal throttling. Exshitnos phones are very inferior towards their Snapdragon counterparts while being the same price.

"What the fuck I used my S24 for 4 hours and It's already at 30% I hate Exshitnos!"
"My S24 Snapdragon lasts 14 hours. Glad I didn't buy an S24 Exshitnos version."

by meimeiruan May 22, 2024

Enshittification

The process that a company undergoes once it has either become a Monopoly (i.e Google, Microsoft, etc) but still wants to continuously impress/attract investors, so they go as far as to nickle & dime, scrub for any relevant data for potential buyers, and then create inconvenience within the service itself and sell the solution to said inconvenience. just to get as much money from their consumers to make their actual "customers" (the investors) happy.

"Google must've been real busy enshittifying their services as of late. That was 2 back to back unskippable YouTube ads. Time to get an adblocker"
"PlayStation Plus has jumped prices like 5 times this console generation! What the hell they smoking? Enshittification pack?"

by turd-ninja May 28, 2024

Eshita

She is a cute girl with eyes like noone you've known.
She can be naive sometimes but she's damn intelligent to miss out on.
She might leave your messages on read.
Don't worry cause it turns out to be one of the most 'turning on'

things that she can do. Never end up liking her because you don't know how to dislike her then.

Hey Eshita !!How are you doing today?

by TheTrippingGuy December 11, 2024

Enshittification

The pattern in which online products and services decline in quality over time. Initial high-quality products or services exist to attract users, these products are eventually degraded to serve business customers better, and ultimately reduced to solely to line shareholders pockets with no intent to

for the users' best interest.

Mod Pips took a game design masterclass on enshittification. First. he would gradually raise the price of membership and get users to combine their characters to one account. Then he would charge an ad version at the cheaper, original price and also force users to pay more for each additional account they own.

Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"

by PosteyPete2277 January 18, 2025

Enshittification

The pattern in which online products and services decline in quality over time. Initial high-quality products or services exist to attract users, these products are eventually degraded to serve business customers better, and ultimately reduced to solely to line shareholders pockets with no intent to

for the users' best interest.

Mod Pips took a game design masterclass on enshittification. First. he would gradually raise the price of membership and get users to combine their characters to one account. Then he would charge an ad version at the cheaper, original price and also force users to pay more for each additional account they own.

Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"

by PosteyPete2277 January 18, 2025