Egoseismic

Believing that the epicenter of earthquakes has something to do with one's location.

Friend A: Maybe moving to California has moved the location of earthquakes away from us.
Friend B: Stop thinking Egoseismically

by Starrus March 17, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that one's own actions or location determines the frequency of earthquakes in a given area.

Link's egoseismic outlook led him to believe that earthquakes could not happen in a given city when he was there.

by OSUguy1990 March 05, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that your personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes.

Rhett: Since we've been out here we haven't experienced an earthquake, but back in North Carolina they DID have one.

Link: Maybe it's US! Maybe our moving out here redirected the epicenter of the nation's earthquakes!

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, thinking that we had something to do with it.

Link: I think it'd be egoSEISMIC.

by quanticat March 05, 2012

Egoseismic

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

by The4thRider March 05, 2012

Egoseismic

When one thinks that the source of an earthquake moved because of himself/herself

"Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"

"That's called egocentric thinking"

"I would call it egoseismic thnking"

by Moe'Suckra March 05, 2012

egoseismic

Egocentrically thinking that moving to California from another U.S. state redirects the epicenter of an earthquake

dude, since we moved to California there hasn't been a single earthquake!
quit being so egoseismic

by assviolater March 05, 2012

Egoseismic

Link from GMM

Link is so egoseismic that he thinks he prevents earthquakes.

by Earthquake Man March 05, 2012