One eyer

When you eat something that is too tart, and you can't help but close 1 eye.

While having a salad with dried cherries, I bit into a tart cherry and it caused me to have a one eyer.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Fergus Patrick Eyers

A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.

'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

eyerackaphobia

The fear of being caught looking at someone's breasts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes

Candy: Are you all right Jimmy? You haven't blinked in 2 minutes?
Jimmy: You have big..uh, ...eyes... and I have eyerackaphobia!
Candy: Well, I'm glad you're not like all the other pigs.

by Gnomish June 1, 2009

Eeyorgasm

1. Someone who climaxes making sounds similar to a donkey's bray.

2. A lover so lugubrious not even sexual climax can abate his depression.

He was so depressed I had to spend all day cleaning up after his eeyorgasm.

He apologized for his eeyorgasm: "I probably really enjoyed that and you probably really didn't. I'm sorry."

by 3musk June 17, 2009

eyerection

Bulging of the eyes from viewing something exciting or suprising.

At a showing of Transformers, everyone in the theater got an eyerection from viewing Megan Fox.

by the. July 6, 2009

eyeroller

An orgasm that is so strong your eyes roll back

Last night was a total (eyeroller)

by Wordportal July 5, 2014

eyerus

Eyerus is a loyal and no-nonsense type of girl. She will ride for you to fault, but will drop you like it’s hot (if needed)just as fast. She’s loving and has a wicked sense of humour.

Be like Eyerus.

by Sureye November 22, 2021