Edward

Totally hot person. He's the guy you wanna go out with 24/7 amirite
He's blonde and tall and o my jesus dat ass
Often has a fierce ass last name
Who wouldn't want a piece of Edward?
- Look at dat edward
- He's such a bae
- amirite
by Celleeen March 13, 2015
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Loving, most kindhearted man you've ever met. Best guy a girl could ever wish for. Don't let an Edward go because you won't find another like him. Not to mention his attractiveness and sense of humor always keeps a smile on your face.
You don't know what love is until you've met Edward.
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A very compassionate guy, Edward's can be very shy, sympathetic, and overall nice human beings. Though they are very trustworthy, Edward's may be so brutally honest to the point it may seem like they don't care. But they do. They are very smart and lovable, so DO NOT ever lose yourself an Edward!!
"Have you heard of Edward? He's the most loyal person around!"
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A complete total bossman. These are world's greatest people. They are handsome, modest, strive for perfection and are the geniuses in our world today. They also have huge penises (usually 15 inches+). Eds make perfect friends and are simply the best.
"You are amazing. you must be called Edward!"
"Of course I am, just look at me!"
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A general descriptor for one endowed with a gigantic cock of elephant proportions
<honey> I love sucking Edward's elephant cock
by pseudocunt March 14, 2010
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A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.
Edward: Say it. Out loud.
Bella: Vampire.

AND THE FANS GO NUTS
+FAIL+
by SparkleEater June 20, 2009
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Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.
Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.

Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
by WaldoE September 30, 2013
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