the greatest town in Scotland. a place where everyone is accepted no matter how jakie they are. the home of disco deek. the birthplace of Andrew Carnegie. the town where the legendary glen (pittencrieff park) is situated. which is a beautiful, large and ancient park full of exotic green houses, masses of trees and of course, an abundance of underage drinkers. there is allot to keep you entertained in dunfermline such as the odeon, bowlplex and many,many pubs. citizens in dunfermline are more likely to be drinking cheap cider on a Sunday morning rather than attending church or doing the washing up. in dunfermline, it is completely normal to see a 12 year old hanging around one of the corner shops with a cigarette in his mouth waiting on some junkie to buy them buckfast. the average male that's living in dunfermline will be; on the dole, spend most of his time at the pub, probably selling weed and definitely smoking it, have several kids to different woman who he only sees once a month and enjoys racist jokes and perving on young woman.
guy 1: a met this guy from dunfermline on the weekend. within 5 minutes he had already told me to get a haircut and tried to sell me soap bar.
guy 2: aww a love dunfermline. picked up this braw bird from touch last weekend. she was amazing in bed and could down a pint better than me. only 17 like, but they all start young in dunfermline.
guy 2: aww a love dunfermline. picked up this braw bird from touch last weekend. she was amazing in bed and could down a pint better than me. only 17 like, but they all start young in dunfermline.
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When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.
Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"
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friend: J.R. Smith is killing it this year!
me: He's got a bad attitude, just one of them thug dunkers. He would've been best served playing 2 years in college.
me: He's got a bad attitude, just one of them thug dunkers. He would've been best served playing 2 years in college.
by Hennsauce January 18, 2011
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A Duffer Doo is a boy who gets his girlfriend in bed a ready for sex then epic fails with a condom not only once but TWICE and goes for the third until his girlfriend says it okay no more. Duffer Doos are generally virgins and don't know how to get any.
BK1 "Oh did you hear about that one kid?"
BK2 "Yeah he was such a Duffer Doo last year"
BK1 "Last year? He still is, what epic fail"
BK2 "Yeah he was such a Duffer Doo last year"
BK1 "Last year? He still is, what epic fail"
by zKaTaNaz October 25, 2009
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