dumportunity

An opportunity to sneak off from the crowd to go take a monster dump. (Dumportunist, noun)

Before arriving to the party, Bojangles devoured a 5 piece fried chicken bucket and cornbread among various other soulfood dishes. As the party shifted outside, a dumportunity shined upon his churning bowels. Bojangles was an infamous dumportunist, with a brand so pungent, suffocating, and foul.

by La-Weeze La-Fer. July 6, 2011

Dumperooski

A trip to the bathroom, that involves one of the must glorious bowel movements one could possibly ever experience

Hey bro what’s up ?

Oh nothing much man, just taking the ol daily Dumperooski

by Papawslim April 16, 2022

Chumper Dumper

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.

*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!

by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008

Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.

"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."

by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014

Derek Dumper

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020

run that dumper

Send pics of your butthole.

I thought Jodie wasn't looking to get dicked down but I told her to run that dumper and it was on!

by dazedwooderson August 31, 2018

dumper

a womans large sexy ass that no man can not look at

"Look at that dumper (s m a c k), yeah thats nice"

by xxtiffanyxx May 21, 2006