dumb and dumber

A movie, but not just any movie, produced in 1996 by New Line Home Entertainment that is 113 minutes of pure enjoyment. The plot line is a magical duo and their cross country trip to return a breifcase to its rightful owner. This movie is full of cooky mishaps, moronic confusion, and just pure hillarious-ness. An unrated version has recently been re-released with never before seen footage. This is unarguably the greatest movie of all time and has had fans as slaves since the day of the release. Should certainly be reguarded with the highest of standards, for it set the bar for every comedy movie to follow. Simply Brilliant.

Hey, have you seen Dumb and Dumber!?

Yeah man, of course! I pissed my pants twice!

by Excusemeflo x August 30, 2006

Drummer Tongue

The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:

President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)

Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!

Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!

by DunkMonkey October 4, 2008

dumperdimple

The small indentation immediately adjacent to the anus, where miscellaneous feces and tissue shreds congregate to mingle and breed.

She licked my dumperdimple, and now I'm going to marry her.

by Scrinthorpe November 20, 2013

Dummenting

Dumb+comment= Dumment

When someone says something out of their league,not cool, something DUMB
..they are dummenting

*Texting*
Griz- You are talking out of your league bruh! Your channel is too small to post stuff like that.

Blake- Dude, your channel is even smaller why even bother?

Griz- I said your content was not for small YouTubers like you ! I post stuff of my own class STOP DUMMENTING!!!

by Emporiohak March 7, 2018

Turn-around dumper

When a male begins to urinate and realizes he also has to deficate, therefor requiring a turn around squat to the toilet.

I went into the bathroom to piss but ended up having to hit a turn-around dumper.

I felt like Kobe when I had to hit the turn-around dumper in the bathroom.

by Rdeezy98 April 18, 2017

Dumper

A girl's ass that you'd like to tap. Infact, any girls ass. I love girl asses.

"Man, that girl's legs go on forever."
"Not a bad dumper either."

by Balls November 14, 2004

dumper

The coolest dump truck ever. It is made by farty Motor Company and has awesome wagon wheels.

I hear the construction site round the corner is using brand new farty dumpers.

by UndeadHamasaki August 31, 2022