dryhair

Friend to the mouthbreather, a dryhair is someone who chooses to use no hair product of any kind regardless of activity. The dryhair's hair is generally air dried, then styled (or most often parted) with a generic comb. Dryhair is usually accompanied by dockers khackis, rockport shoes, and on casual fridays, a hawaiian shirt.

Steve, the dryhair that sits across the hall from me asked, "have you ever not used stuff (hair product) in your hair"? I did not dignify him with an answer.

I overheard some dryhairs talking about an upcoming Avatar convention in our town. I will avoid that area.

by party4marty May 14, 2010

Drycastic

Having the character of sarcasm combined with a dry sense of humor see also: drycasm

The comedian used several drycastic comments in the punchline of his jokes.

by K-Haak. December 13, 2012

Drydaddy

A man with a vasectomy whos spouse is having another man's baby.

I have a half sister because I have a drydaddy.

by Blobby Hill March 20, 2017

dryarhea

When you’ve shitted all that u can and it becomes 90% air

I’ve liquidated all of my assets, and it’s become pure dryarhea

by Erick Sanwiché March 7, 2018

drywall missile

When white guys get mad about literally anything and put their fist through the wall

Jon put his drywall missile through the wall of his double wide after his girlfriend forgot to put the natty light in the fridge.

by Knight492 March 26, 2019

Dayyaan

A lovely, caring and amazing personality. Is beautiful on the in- and outside. Knows how to make someone feel special.

Gosh, look at the smile on that girl's face, he's a real Dayyaan.

by shorty5678 November 22, 2011

dryback

first generation Mexican-American. That didn't have to swim over.

I work with a bunch of drybacks.

by erb1er August 10, 2007