Im gonna park in your driveway

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.

Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

by tara sweet March 27, 2010

Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.

Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision

by .Bwy. November 16, 2023

Driveway Derelicts

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.

1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.

by Ileah519 December 8, 2011

Clear the Driveway

The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.

At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.

by SarahBarreilles January 25, 2019

Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013

Driveway Fogging

When you and your friends park in a strangers driveway and hotbox your vehicle.

That looks like a great spot for driveway fogging.

by Kewich October 13, 2020