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Hazleton drifting 

A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.
hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.

me: Fucking sped.

Pocono drifting 

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.
Pocono drifting by Pocono Joe October 31, 2011

Tokyo Drifting

When cocaine is arranged in a half circle line, when snorted, the user is tokyo drifting.
I was Tokyo drifting off that strippers booty last night.
Tokyo Drifting by Bigbootybatches December 19, 2019

Saudi Arabia Drifting 

This occurs when a metric fuck ton of Arabs congregate and start drifting and screeching down high-ways at extreme speeds.
"Let's go Saudi Arabia Drifting tonight boys"

"These Arabs are Saudi Arabia Drifting again, fucking hell!!"

Multi track drifting

Driving a train on to two tracks at the same time. Often done along with the song deja Vu by initial D.it is done by switching the front wheels to a new track then switching back, so the back wheels stay on the old track. You are now multi track drifting.
Guy 1:,,what would you do to solve the trolley problem?"

Guy 2:,,Multi track drifting!"

Shifting and Drifting 

The practice of moving between relationships at an ungodly pace.
All of those first years are "Shifting and Drifting"