Douche nozzle

A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.

Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.

by who_the!? June 22, 2010

douche-nozzle

The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.

Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.

by Rick C. May 13, 2005

Douche Nozzle

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011

Douche Nozzle

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

by shift665 September 1, 2013

Douche Nozzle

One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.

Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.

by Morgan Gratton November 2, 2008

douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!

The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

by Mr. Incr3dibl3 March 5, 2011