Douché

An appropriate response to a retort so spectacularly bad and douchey that it brings everything to a screeching halt.

A random douchebag losing an argument resorts to something along the lines of 'You're such a faggot' while surrounded by progressives, thus making things terribly awkward for everyone. 'Douché' is a wonderful response.

by semisemite May 17, 2014

douché

A term to describe the phenomenon of when you are being a douchebag to someone, and they respond in a manner of douchebag that is at an equal or higher magnitude than that which you confronted them with.

Person 1: Hi ugly.
Person 2: I hope that you burn in hell.
Person 1: Douché

by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017

Douché

Same as "a douche" or "douchebag"

What a douché

by EfiTv July 30, 2018

Douché

From the combination of the words douche and touché, douché means a kinda dick move, that’s clever, witty, and deserved to a degree.

Friend A: In the coffee shop, the people next to me were loud and rude. They found the perfect name for their new business, so I just bought the domain name.
Friend B : Douché

by Gucci Cannibal November 19, 2018

Douché

Pronounced like “Touché” a word most often used to acknowledge a clever or well made point by another person, “Douché has similar context but opposite meaning. Essentially it’s a response to someone who is a douche or is acting douchy after they state something obvious or say something really annoying. Can be said to the douchebag directly or used more subtly as an exchange with a friend who is also witness to a douchfest. Douché is an expression best delivered with a smirk or eye roll.

Douche from across the street - “I’m sure you don’t know this but “Dos Vientos” means “two winds” in ESPANOL.”
Nice guy from next door - “Welcome to the barrio.” *Rolls eyes”
Me - *Smirk* “Douché”

by AnitaRichman September 10, 2021

Douché

A combination of the word douche and touché. Said in response to a douchey point and/or a point said by a douchey person. The douche will say something they think is intelligent, but in reality what they said will be some nonsense. In response you should, instead of acknowledging their point with the normal "touché," say "douché," calling their point and them douchey in one go. Maybe they won't even realize you said this word instead of the french one. Pronounced doo-shay.

Person 1: "My psychiatrist said that I'm entering a deep depression due to my brother's death."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."

by CamTiki January 14, 2024

Douche

someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.

"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"

by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013