Douché

An appropriate response to a retort so spectacularly bad and douchey that it brings everything to a screeching halt.

A random douchebag losing an argument resorts to something along the lines of 'You're such a faggot' while surrounded by progressives, thus making things terribly awkward for everyone. 'Douché' is a wonderful response.

by semisemite May 17, 2014

Douché

From the combination of the words douche and touché, douché means a kinda dick move, that’s clever, witty, and deserved to a degree.

Friend A: In the coffee shop, the people next to me were loud and rude. They found the perfect name for their new business, so I just bought the domain name.
Friend B : Douché

by Gucci Cannibal November 19, 2018

Douché

Same as "a douche" or "douchebag"

What a douché

by EfiTv July 30, 2018

douché

A term to describe the phenomenon of when you are being a douchebag to someone, and they respond in a manner of douchebag that is at an equal or higher magnitude than that which you confronted them with.

Person 1: Hi ugly.
Person 2: I hope that you burn in hell.
Person 1: Douché

by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017

Douché

A verbal riposte to someone who uses a lame comback that makes them look even more of a douche.

Adam - "You're are the least creative moron I have ever met"
John - "No, you are"
Adam - "Whoa - Douché!!"

by PierreChristian October 22, 2012

douché

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in an argument, but with a notable hint of bitterness and resentment at being bested.

Lefty: "Yeah, but Clinton wasn't removed from Office..."

Righty: "Douché!"

by tha malcontent March 8, 2011

douché

douché (dewshay) - an expression formed after the French 'touché' : used to acknowledge the superior douchie-ness of a colleague/friend/etc.

A: that shirt's hideous.
B: you're so hideous that when you sit in the sand, cats try and bury you.
A: douché.

by lauracd November 21, 2011