Tapatio Doritos

The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.

Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!

by odo55 April 5, 2013

Dorito Dust

The unavoidable layer of cheese powder that covers your fingertips and lips while eating Doritos of any flavor.

After eating half a bag of Doritos I found my hands covered in Dorito Dust.

by clairezeee February 5, 2008

Dorito dipping

The sexual act of chewing Doritos until they are at a mush-like state, then performing oral sex upon one's partner.

My girlfriend was Dorito dipping for me last night, and it was amazing. You could say it was hard to swallow.

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010

Dorito Maker

A machine that makes Doritos, usually operated by a Indian fortnite player

Sorry I can’t come over Melissa, my Dorito Maker needs maintenance

by ninjas left nut December 18, 2019

space dorito

A fictional character, usually from an animated cartoon, who has a triangle as a defining shape in their character design. This character is from or commonly visits other planets or dimensions. The two most popular space doritos are Bill Cypher, from Gravity Falls, and Peridot, from Steven Universe.

"Space doritos are always the best character in any show."

by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

Dirty Doritoes

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

by Disel2013 April 12, 2019

Dorito Shotgun

While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast

Guy1: Why is everybody yelling?
Guy2: I just did a major dorito shotgun and it hit them.

by VinnehVee March 14, 2009