Dook

Cock

Suck me Dook

Fuck off dickhead jus cos you have a little dook

by xcrim August 16, 2003

dook

n. cute but undeniably useless ornaments

Look at this bit of dook (points to miniture sculpture of turtle made of stained glass)

by Gilldabest October 21, 2008

Dooked

Being high on drugs

I was sooo dooked last night man

by Honey1181 April 26, 2009

Mondo dook

When you have to take a huge shit.

Sal had to leave work to go take a mondo dook.

by Michelle Willis KY April 25, 2017

Mondo Dook

Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers

I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Launch a Dook

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

by libohound May 6, 2009

Dook Boy

Someone who is so far up the boss's ass they smell like dookie butter.

Don't say that in front of Ricky. He is Bobs Dook Boy.

by wsp420 November 3, 2016