A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.
by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008
A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.
by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018
When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.
C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020
by saskydoodle March 08, 2015
yeah man, not about that dongle life
by citizen_4.2 November 23, 2018
The act of inserting your penis or genitalia's into a motorized vehicles preferably a car or trucks stock (OG->Original) exhaust pipe there for not after market and having sex or intercourse with the exhaust pipe known as OG Dongle/OG Dongling
Did you see Tim Dongling with that Lambo, Holy moly I just Dongled so hard with that Cummings Turbo Diesel!, You wanna OG Dongle after school?, My lordy would you look at that a straight pipe V8 Cobra with a 3 inch tip we better get Dongling!
by Big Turbo Cummer December 01, 2013
A dongle is a layman term for adapter or some people may call it converter. A dongle is a small piece of hardware that change from a type of connector to another type of connector or provide additional functionalities. A dongle comes with a male connector (to be plugged into your computer) and with or without a female connector that convert a type of connector to another type of connector. For example:
With female connector: Lightning port to 3.5mm port adapter, USB Type C port to 3.5mm port adapter.
Without female connector: USB Wi-Fi adapter, USB 4G modem adapter.
The male connector has the pins part sticking out while the female connector has a receptacle hole.
When people talk about double dongle means the dongle has two female connectors (two holes), one for headphone and one for charging. There are four configurations as below:
1. Two Lightning ports.
2. One Lightning port + one 3.5mm headphone jack.
3. Two USB Type C ports.
4. One USB Type C port + 3.5mm headphone jack.
So you're wondering why the guy in Samsung Ingenius advertisement saying "that's sounds explicit"? Because he's implying that a double dongle which has two female connectors (pussy and anus) takes two male connectors (two dicks) together at the same time.
With female connector: Lightning port to 3.5mm port adapter, USB Type C port to 3.5mm port adapter.
Without female connector: USB Wi-Fi adapter, USB 4G modem adapter.
The male connector has the pins part sticking out while the female connector has a receptacle hole.
When people talk about double dongle means the dongle has two female connectors (two holes), one for headphone and one for charging. There are four configurations as below:
1. Two Lightning ports.
2. One Lightning port + one 3.5mm headphone jack.
3. Two USB Type C ports.
4. One USB Type C port + 3.5mm headphone jack.
So you're wondering why the guy in Samsung Ingenius advertisement saying "that's sounds explicit"? Because he's implying that a double dongle which has two female connectors (pussy and anus) takes two male connectors (two dicks) together at the same time.
Jessica: Uhh why are you using a dongle on your new Galaxy Note 10?
Ben: I'm using a dongle because I'd like to use the headphone and charge my smartphone at the same time. Samsung fucking removed the headphone jack from Galaxy Note 10. They poked fun at Apple but end up removed the headphone jack as well. Samsung is a fucking idiot right?
Jess: Yeah Samsung is a fucking idiot. So it sounds like a double dongle?
Ben: Yeah double dongle, you're right.
Jess: That's sound explicit!
Ben: By the way do you wanna try double dongle too? *wink*
Ben: I'm using a dongle because I'd like to use the headphone and charge my smartphone at the same time. Samsung fucking removed the headphone jack from Galaxy Note 10. They poked fun at Apple but end up removed the headphone jack as well. Samsung is a fucking idiot right?
Jess: Yeah Samsung is a fucking idiot. So it sounds like a double dongle?
Ben: Yeah double dongle, you're right.
Jess: That's sound explicit!
Ben: By the way do you wanna try double dongle too? *wink*
by Note10 August 11, 2019