Sex offender

Someone who offends people while they are having sex.

Bob is doing IT with Amanda. Amanda says your a dickhead. Amanda is now a registered sex offender

by Bored guy August 20, 2020

Offendertained

The act of being offended yet entertained.

I am so offendertained at your remarks about my mothers butt!

by mrdweeb October 17, 2011

Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

by big gunline December 21, 2020

postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.

The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"

by feyonce' August 6, 2014

offender

noun; pronounced "uh-fen-duh" and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or passionately dislikes something, the only reason being simply to hate the thing being hated.

Stop being offender and just let it go, bro.

by J Money For Three June 11, 2006