Directioner

We love one direction we say Vas happening we eat carrots and we worship it never ends your stuck here forever good luck now your one us 😂

Person- hey what are you listening to.

Directioners- the biggest band on the planet.

by 💙Larry💚 December 15, 2020

Directioner

A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasn't been a directionator. They're disgusting human beings. They don't allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up.
If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives.

Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A.

Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS.

Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together.
Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.

friend comes over and looks at walls: um.. one direction?
me: DONT STARE TOO LONG THEYRE MINE
friend: obsessed much..
me: YES, DONT FUCK WITH MY BABIES..
friend: youre weird
me: im a Directioner.

by A Directioner. September 07, 2012

directioner

one direction fans till the end (there is no end) ∞
the deadliest fandom of ALL

A directioner would say:
"I love this album more than I love myself! (referring to Up All Night)"

by directioner(; May 10, 2012

Directioner

-a fan of the huge boy band One Direction.

-If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.

-Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.

Directioner's FTW!

by True Directioner April 07, 2011

Directioners

Directioners aka Crazy fandom Army of Five sexy Lads. Dont dare you disturb their 5 boys you would receive death threats. Really Loves follow spree and always thirsty for new followers. They dream have 5/5 + 1D . And Likes making and reading fanfiction. Actually they were talented but most of them insecure and need god.

A : I ship haylor they look so cute
Directioners : Shut up shower of cunt nobody ask you i would ship ur ass to zimbabwe and kill your family !

by 1xzarryxD January 26, 2013

Directioner

one directions super fan base! They love one direction and are called "The deadliest fanbase"

Person 1: I just love being a directioner!

Person 2: eww I hate directioners!

Person 1: Oh you did NOT just say that!

(Cat fight)

by MaggiReeler January 19, 2013

directioner

They don't even need a definition. They're like illuminati. Say something about them and they'll come after you with a fucking knife. They love five singing idiots, so you don't even have to point out they're stupid. They waste their lives using the JHLEGYDH language, crying over shirtless pictures of their husbands, and losing ovaries. Directioners have feels that you can't even imagine. These girls, or guys, would use every last penny they own to buy a doorknob that Harry touched. They struggle and cry over simple things such as deciding who's name to write last. Oh, and don't EVER confuse a directioner for a directionator. EVER. Good bye peasant.

If you still wear stripes and think it's funny, you aren't a directioner.

by The queen of them November 18, 2012